You have just stumbled upon the ramblings, photographs, creations, shopping habits and delirium of an unsound nineteen year old woman's mind. Hi, I'm Emma. The fact that I miswrote my age as 'thirteen' just now should be a tip off about what's to come. That said, I love such sweetnesses as bunny slippers, Hello Kitty, maraschino cherries, interior decorating, paper and sewing crafts, desserts, costume jewelry, and pinching snapdragons so that they may carry out conversations with one another. All of these things and more will be mentioned numerous times in my writings.

...It's not too late to leave.

This is mostly where I'll dramaticise my life events, record my memories to prevent having to scratch my head over when something happened or what it looked like later on, and complain. On the right, you will find numerous quick exits including my personal network, my wishlist (which doesn't load half the time - try refreshing!), my photo gallery, the blogs of the few friends I have who still keep blogs, a few other ways to keep in touch with me and other stuff like that.

Enough intro-ness? Mmkay, go do what you will. Off you trot.